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redneck drive by

When you slow down to 15 mph aim your gun out the window and shoot a furry animal
How did you kill that possum?

I did it redneck drive by style!
by dfntud January 17, 2011
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Thirsty-Drive

Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.
"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"
by TowerLadda71 December 20, 2014
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Jerk Driving

When one drives like a jerk.
Friend 1: Dude, this retard was driving all willy neely like. Pissed me off.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.
by Lala5456 December 10, 2010
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Drive-By-Farter

A person whom farts near others and then simply walks on or out of the room, leaving the stinky aftermath and avoiding blame.
Can be called a DBF for short.
Adam: Umm bye guys, got to go.

*leaves*

Jake: *sniff* Aww man, was that you?

Dave: Nah it was Adam, he's such a Drive-By-Farter.
by doodledotcom123 November 2, 2012
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Drive Dream

A small "condition" derived from Daydreaming, where a series of pleasant thoughts distract one's attention whilst driving.
This can often lead to road accidents, and general negligent driving.
Johnny suddenly snapped out of his Drive Dream when he realized he had been on the wrong side of the road for the past 3 minutes.

"Hey man, that journey to yours went so quick. I drive Dreamt all the way here".
by DummieHarris June 5, 2009
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Driving the bus

To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.
Oh my gosh, Mary-Jane was driving the bus last night!
by Doppelstern April 8, 2009
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Driving On The Shoulder

Passing gas when you need to take a huge dump, typically smelling much worse than a normal fart.
I need to drop a huge dumper so every time I rip ass I'm driving on the shoulder.
by Rando432 September 16, 2010
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