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Darwin Dad

An atheist version of God father. Similar principles of the traditional version i.e chosen reliable friend or family member who will always be there for your offspring. Offering assistance and guidance in their upbringing, and just like the majority of traditional versions, never setting foot in a church!
Ben, as a fine upstanding fellow, and with me thinking the world might be a little better without religion, would you do me the honour of being Grace's Darwin Dad?
by scott wallis February 11, 2017
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Council of Dads

A secret society of dads that controls massive corporations and even whole countries created by four highschoolers with massive dongs for the sole purpose of reverting things back to the “good old days”.
Dad #1: I propose the Council of Dad’s takes away stacey’s phone privileges for the week. All in favor respond with “Haha Good One”
Council Of Dads: Haha Good One

Son: Hey dad do you belong to the council of Dads?

Dad: I have no idea what you are talking about, by the way our flight is at 8am we need to leave at 4am.
by Lajeanne florist April 6, 2020
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dads a goat

A man called Andrew who has one ear.
Yer dads a goat lad
by Goaty boy July 18, 2020
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Dad's Trophy

Female genitalia. Though it was used as a dirty joke in the show Dexter's Laboratory.
Woman: Clumsy me! *bends over to grab something*
Dexter: Dad's Trophy!
by somebody who's in the U.S. October 26, 2019
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My Dad

Me-Dad?
*hears car engine start*
My Dad-BYE!
Me-But i said no changing spots:(
by The_smart_dude February 8, 2021
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Briona's dad

Briona's dad never came back, he is probably getting milk
Briona's dad doesn't exist, he is like a myth
by A72728228 April 30, 2021
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Dad dicking

The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.
Mate, stop Dad dicking me! I’m perfectly capable of fixing this myself! You’re not my Dad!
by Twatmonger1975 January 20, 2022
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