kabooey bear

A cute gray, female cat, who loves you one second and trying to kill you the next.

She is a cute but deadly kabooey bear.

Friend: What happened to your face?
Me: My kabooey bear attacked me!!!!!!

by Dee Cline February 24, 2018

Meth Bear

A retro/alternate Boston Bruins logo of a bear that looks like it's addicted to meth.

Did you see the Winter Classic jerseys? They've got Meth Bear!

by Mkenz December 06, 2022

happy bear

A bear you must befriend. You can drink tea with a happy bear, they are good for you and they are good for me.

A happy bear is a good bear, a good bear for tea. A good bear for me.

by LegendaryOwlCarnival July 18, 2017

Glesg@ Bear

1.The most useless and ignorant of all usenet posters.

2. One who thinks that providing a link to this site is "proof".

3. A complete loser with no friends, and a major chip on his shoulder regarding the catholic church.

Glesg@ Bear - "you skipped past the link, that proves you're a bigot."

by Keith, the amazing Sockpuppet November 13, 2004

Whack the Bear

Verb; Giving a blowjob or handjob to a man with a lot of pubic hair.

"I'm going to go and whack the bear with Joe."
"What? Why?! That guy's a freaking furball!"

by Shinobura April 11, 2008

Yogi Bearing it

‎Wearing nothing but a neck tie and a collar. Similar to "Donald Ducking it", except more nude/formal.

My girlfriend told me that the party had a formal dress code. So I wore a tie and nothing else.. aka Yogi Bearing it, and got arrested. see donald duck

by KCDonkeyShow July 28, 2010

Tits on a bear

A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.

We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.

by Boofing it December 02, 2020