Jan 22

National kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend 100 times anywhere on the body 💋😍 And don’t forget your sexy as fuck 😍💯

Hey Mia , bring that sexy ass body over and let me kiss you since it is Jan 22 😘💋

by Sexygal.22😍💯 December 7, 2019

22 october

Grab a girls ass and she gotta accept it no matter who it is 🤣.

Let’s say yo ex name is John and it was 22 October and mf comes and grabs yo ass you gotta accept it hoes cause we all know you liked it and want more

by Yamumgay😛 October 20, 2019

Catch 22

See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."

You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.

by Poster Nutbag June 5, 2003

October 22

National stfu and stop believing urban dictionary national days

On October 22 we should all shut up!

by Aly00p October 21, 2019

December 22

National hang out with a friend day and hug them day. (Also dont forget there christmas present 😉😘)

Its december 22 bitch

by Jejfysiwb f idhehfkebf December 8, 2020

January 22

The Day you ask your crush out and he might reject you

Person: heyyy wanna go out
Crush: hell nahh
Person: it’s January 22
Crush: oh then yess
Person Yay

by getting rejected by my crush January 21, 2020

February 22

GIVE UR CRACKHEAD FRIEND ANYTHING THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT!!!

Crackhead friend: OTTERS FOR LIFEEE
HEHEHEHEHEHE
other friend: AHHHHHH

February 22 is national crackhead day!!!

by Liz_urbandictionary December 4, 2019