sammy sosa

A big ass motherfucker

That's a sammy sosa right there

by hfuwhfeoiufh September 20, 2021

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Sammy

That short guy who will not open up unless he trusts you with all his heart is Sammy. He likes to drink a looooot but he's harmless. He is a sweetheart, gives amazing advice to friends and will tell you the hard truth if he considers you a friend. If not, he will say what you want to hear. He can be mature and a child at the same time. It's always fun to hang out with him.

I'm going to drink all night tonight. I'm going to pull a Sammy.

by Eyebrowless Lady May 27, 2020

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Sammy Dees

the man, the legend himself .... a true SAVAGE MOTHER FUCKER ... This man gets cross faded, drunk, high and he fucks bitches all night long. He pulls all the ladys including the one and only MAE JACKSON.

boy “was that sammy dees”
girl “holy shit yea”
boy “i have now seen god himself”

by taylor kinkaid January 2, 2019

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Sammy

A sweet little guy who is about 5 apples tall with perfectly pink hair. His brain is empty but his heart is full of love. His very presence makes the people around him happy.

That pink plush kitten reminds me of Sammy.

by ILOVESAMMY.COM June 21, 2023

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