Click Crabs

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)

*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.
"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.
by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024
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Over-clicking

When a user of a slow computer starts angrily clicking the same button or link repeatedly in frustration
Support guy 1: That bitch in accounts is complaining of a slow computer. I checked it last week, it was fine.

Support guy 2: She is probably just over-clicking again
by Clayton1422 July 17, 2016
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Click

The act of scamming a person by using an account with a saved credit card to benefit and satisfy your needs.
Man I need Josh to click me some Chipotle.
by Lovepuppies22 April 9, 2022
mugGet the Clickmug.

Click Repellent

(On the internet) Content that fails to interest visitors into clicking on a link to a particular website. This is usually due to the excessive usage of clickbait, or from completely misunderstanding the needs of the audience.
I don't watch anything with Logan Paul anymore, he's click repellent.
by _e July 9, 2018
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link clicking aversion

When someone doesn't click on a link for fear of opening a website containing a virus.
Dave: What was that link in that email you sent me yesterday?
Mike: It was a link to our wedding website.
Dave: Oh, I didn't click on it because I have link clicking aversion.
Mike: It said in the subject line that it was our wedding website and the email came from me. What is wrong with you?
Dave: I have a problem, I'm seeing someone
by stlhoosier December 18, 2012
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click diving

The act of continuously clicking through YouTube videos that show up in your sidebar, potentially finding hidden gems along the way.
I went click diving from a Radiohead music video yesterday and found this song with only 100 views from a band I’ve never even heard of. This is my new favorite band!
by Shibetarian May 6, 2021
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click here for something

Alright, so you did, don’t do this shit. Like really I could’ve been a guy in a white van, but you would’ve just walked right in before I offered anything. Be lucky this is just urban and nothing serious, but yeah, don’t do this shit.
1: click here for something
2: no
by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023
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