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Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe
I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.
by Caitlyn.rud@outlook.com November 3, 2016
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Link

Bay Area term When you want to meet up with someone or hang out
by Sprungoffdestiny August 3, 2018
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Link

Link, the legendary hero of time who saved the prinsamess Zelda from the evil ganondalf, with the aid of his trusty mater sword, his gigaton hummer, and his unicycle and juggling fish.

He often dances a kokiri jig while riding his unicycle and running around big hyrule great field. He is also the truest soul, for he comes to free us from the evil chains of the false lie world so we can do anything.

Also, he once called Kaley cuoco kind of a bitch, and she proved that she was by threatening to kick every male Man in the balls. Forutnantly for male men everywhere, she was a star and couldn't get out of the sky.
Man, that Link is so awesome because he's the truest soul. I'm going to go have magic sex with him!
by Nonbendo May 17, 2021
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Dark Link

the best and the hottest Zelda character there is. hes very underrated and there isnt enough content of him out in the world.
Dark Link is so hot like damn i'd tap that mhm
by Thicc Arsee December 22, 2021
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link

To meet up with someone at a location
Let's link at Newpark Mall
by elass November 27, 2017
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Sneaky Link

Sneaky link 🤫🔗:
A link sent to your junk mail with malicious intent. Usually by a Indian or African scammer who wants to give you large sums of money in exchange for your banking, and social security number. Don’t be fooled by these delusions of Grandeur.
Sally: “oh yeah I’m about to ball out this summer, I’m cashing in this money from the Walgreens boots CEO that hes donating to me.”
Rebecca: “did you get that offer in your junk mail? Be careful. It sounds like a sneaky link.”
by N8tella May 17, 2021
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last link in my sausage chain

A trophy phrase that lets your guy know he’s the last sausage you will ever have in your sausage chain.
“Baby, there is nobody after you. You are the last link in my sausage chain”
by Estefuny?yes August 21, 2024
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