National kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend 100 times anywhere on the body 💋😍 And don’t forget your sexy as fuck 😍💯
by Sexygal.22😍💯 December 7, 2019
Get the Jan 22mug. Let’s say yo ex name is John and it was 22 October and mf comes and grabs yo ass you gotta accept it hoes cause we all know you liked it and want more
by Yamumgay😛 October 20, 2019
Get the 22 octobermug. See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."
You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.
by Poster Nutbag June 5, 2003
Get the Catch 22mug. by Aly00p October 21, 2019
Get the October 22mug. by getting rejected by my crush January 21, 2020
Get the January 22mug. A type of catch-22 where you deflect a woman attempting to escalate your relationship by claiming your kids are your priority. If the woman complains about it you can cut her off, if she doesn't complain you retain your freedom. In either case you maintain hand because you effectively prevent escalation of the relationship.
Shelob asked me to spend the weekend with her but I told her my kids are in town, snared her in a bitch-22.
by mtnthc August 6, 2016
Get the bitch-22mug. Crackhead friend: OTTERS FOR LIFEEE
HEHEHEHEHEHE
other friend: AHHHHHH
February 22 is national crackhead day!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHE
other friend: AHHHHHH
February 22 is national crackhead day!!!
by Liz_urbandictionary December 4, 2019
Get the February 22mug.