zoomie

what USNA midshipman call the students at the offcial U.S. Government school for desk jobs and golfing (the U.S. Chair Force Academy)

Navy beat those zoomies again in football

by MDR August 23, 2006

zoomie

zoom sex but when you bust a nut its called a zoomie

Yeah man I busted a fat zoomie last night during a zoom call with my girlfriend.

by allmightsbloodytissues September 28, 2020

Zoomie

A large plastic bottle with two holes burnt into it, one at the base and one at the "dome" of the bottle. A spliff is then inserted into the hole at the base, and someone sucks through the top of the bottle while holding the other hole, which is usualy refered to as the "hit" hole. You toke through the bottle whilst holding the hit hole until the bottle fills up with smoke or "creams". Then, you take your finger off the hit hole and suck in as much smoke as you can. This shit fucks you up, try it some time.

Dude, lemme get a hit of your zoomie.

by Tokeson January 4, 2010

zoopies

zoopies are created by wrapping a plastic bag tightly around the end of a stick, then lighting the plastic bag on fire. hold the stick 5+ feet above the ground, and the plastic makes a "zoop" noise as it burns away and falls to the ground. it looks and sounds pretty awesome.

"The other night at the campfire, Jimmy did zoopies! It was radical!"

by Jimmy Vallon April 22, 2008

Zoozies

Lint on some kind of object.

Some dude taking off socks: Woah man, i have a shitload of zoozies on my foot.

Some dude taking off socks mother: Eww, look at all of the lint on your foot!

Some dude taking off sock: lint?

by mom oh not yours! July 18, 2009

zoofies

A zoofies is a fluffy alien creature that is very intelligent

Foofball is the leader of the zoofies

by Alexandria011 March 13, 2018

Zoomie

A group photo or selfie in a zoom call.

We should take a group zoomie, the next time we are on zoom.

by neoquorra October 8, 2020