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zoom sex but when you bust a nut its called a zoomie
Yeah man I busted a fat zoomie last night during a zoom call with my girlfriend.
zoomie by allmightsbloodytissues September 28, 2020
A large plastic bottle with two holes burnt into it, one at the base and one at the "dome" of the bottle. A spliff is then inserted into the hole at the base, and someone sucks through the top of the bottle while holding the other hole, which is usualy refered to as the "hit" hole. You toke through the bottle whilst holding the hit hole until the bottle fills up with smoke or "creams". Then, you take your finger off the hit hole and suck in as much smoke as you can. This shit fucks you up, try it some time.
Dude, lemme get a hit of your zoomie.
Zoomie by Tokeson January 4, 2010
zoopies are created by wrapping a plastic bag tightly around the end of a stick, then lighting the plastic bag on fire. hold the stick 5+ feet above the ground, and the plastic makes a "zoop" noise as it burns away and falls to the ground. it looks and sounds pretty awesome.
"The other night at the campfire, Jimmy did zoopies! It was radical!"
zoopies by Jimmy Vallon April 22, 2008
Some dude taking off socks: Woah man, i have a shitload of zoozies on my foot.

Some dude taking off socks mother: Eww, look at all of the lint on your foot!

Some dude taking off sock: lint?
Zoozies by mom oh not yours! July 18, 2009
A zoofies is a fluffy alien creature that is very intelligent
Foofball is the leader of the zoofies
zoofies by Alexandria011 March 13, 2018
A group photo or selfie in a zoom call.
We should take a group zoomie, the next time we are on zoom.
Zoomie by neoquorra October 8, 2020