zoomies

After a cat shits and runs like the wind because they feel free. But to you it just looks like your cat is running chaotically around your home.

Pet Owner 1 "Why is the cat running around so much, she almost ran right into me!"
Pet Owner 2 "Man, she got the zoomies! Must've just shat."

by shane hates cops July 31, 2021

The Zoomies

Random spasms of energy that makes your pe(t) go top speed to, around, and through whatever they can.

My dog had The Zoomies while I was running this morning and sideswiped me to the ground.

by Guy who makes words. November 7, 2022

zoomies

Refers to street racers weaving in traffic on busy highways moving left and right, switching lanes to avoid slower cars

So many zoomies on the i-95 today, why don't the cops arrest them ?

by OlmanWilfried November 3, 2022

Zoomy

Getting a blowjob will working remotely during important meetings.

Bro she gave zoomy during my interview and I got the job!

by Jpcdaman July 9, 2021

zoomies

when a dog gets a sudden and seemingly random burst of energy

“She’s got the zoomies!”

by thedogs May 3, 2021

zoomies

Refers to when cats/dogs/ppl with adhd get a sudden burst of energy and feel the need to do laps around the room/roll around on the floor frantically

Milo had the zoomies but now he’s all tuckered out.

by urnansellsbathwater April 11, 2023

boy-zoomies

When a girl or boy gets excited by the prospect of spending time with a boy. Typical symptoms are, wiggles, jumping and running.

When my I told my girlfriend that we were getting fish and chips she got boy-zoomies, she jumped and ran off with excitement.

by granvilleboy January 30, 2024