zoomies

Refers to street racers weaving in traffic on busy highways moving left and right, switching lanes to avoid slower cars

So many zoomies on the i-95 today, why don't the cops arrest them ?

by OlmanWilfried November 3, 2022

The Zoomies

Random spasms of energy that makes your pe(t) go top speed to, around, and through whatever they can.

My dog had The Zoomies while I was running this morning and sideswiped me to the ground.

by Guy who makes words. November 7, 2022

Sus umi zoomi

The one who speaks through his saxophone

The sus umi zoomi needs help!

by WhitimalsJJJ April 20, 2022

zoomies

After a cat shits and runs like the wind because they feel free. But to you it just looks like your cat is running chaotically around your home.

Pet Owner 1 "Why is the cat running around so much, she almost ran right into me!"
Pet Owner 2 "Man, she got the zoomies! Must've just shat."

by shane hates cops July 31, 2021

zoomie

adhd

being a zoomie means having adhd

Girl 1: She is a zoomie
Girl 2: What is a zoomie?

Girl 1: It means she has adhd

by tomaye May 31, 2021

zoomie

noun. (plural - zoomies) Students who attend class remotely alongside other students in person. Derived from students using Zoom from home to follow in-classroom instruction and lectures with video/audio. Synonym: Remote students. Became popular during the covid-19 pandemic among grade school educators in 2020-2021.

The zoomies can be difficult to monitor and keep on task; they are not in the classroom, so the teacher now has two "rooms" to watch (the Zoom gallery view and the physical classroom).

by PanditaTeacha June 9, 2021

Zoomies

The very sudden, urgent need to poop that happens mere moments before a Zoom meeting.

I got hit with the zoomies before the meeting so I had to sit on a bucket the entire time just in case.

by slyigs August 27, 2025