Zen

Some kid that gives me hats

Thanks for the hat Zen!

by Bbbbbbbby May 5, 2018

zen

abbreviation of citizen for the teller.

Lost child said to the police ,secondary: Yeas my father was a zen...

by man!? February 19, 2018

Zen

Zen is often associated with people under the name Ben. To be zen one must meditate and preform frequent yoga. Ben’s across the world naturally produce zen vibes and can often make those around them cool, calm, and collected.

Hey you seem pretty calm are you Ben?

You look like a Ben your a zen person

by 159876 August 5, 2018

zen

a type of person that looks like a sun burnt ostrich and last name preferably starts with a c

you're such a zen person

by A zen hater January 24, 2019

Zen

Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Zen is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.

That guy is totally a zen

by Thenowandzen130 May 14, 2020

Zen

A term used for people who are Supot and Lazy. They like to molest dogs preferably when the dog's anus has poop stains. These people also seem to like gassing Jews as their hobby. They also look and sound like a homosexual lion and they have a real interest for crabs.

Example: "Look at this guy. I'm pretty sure he's a Zen"

by DefinitelyNotSomeoneYouKnow May 17, 2020

Zen

The act of becoming at peace and being the polar king of the north looking down at the cliffs of Jesus

You be lookin very Zen today

by Zenbo September 9, 2020