Person 1: I just gave my girl a Yukon Yahtzee and it made me feel like I was betting high stakes in blackjack.
Person 2: bagel
Person 2: bagel
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Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Niece : I’m going up to Fort Yukon, to visit my cousin !
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in the toxicity, or worse… pregnant!
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in the toxicity, or worse… pregnant!
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She said I was too vanilla, so I hit her with the Yukon Rockslide. Missionary probably would have been better because I'm in jail now obviously.
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Get the Yukon Rockslide mug.The tallest, longest and fastest dive roller coaster in the entire world with 4 inversions and a first drop that takes riders through an underground tunnel. This ride, manufactured by B&M, is set to open at Canada's Wonderland (a Cedar Fair amusement park) in Spring of 2019.
With it will see the grand opening of the new themed area called "Frontier Canada". This area, originally planned to be opened when the park first opened its doors in 1981, will now feature Canadian theming along with rides such as Mighty Canadian Minebuster, White Water Canyon, Timberwolf Falls, Flying Canoes, Lumberjack, Soaring Timbers, Vortex and Yukon Striker itself!
With it will see the grand opening of the new themed area called "Frontier Canada". This area, originally planned to be opened when the park first opened its doors in 1981, will now feature Canadian theming along with rides such as Mighty Canadian Minebuster, White Water Canyon, Timberwolf Falls, Flying Canoes, Lumberjack, Soaring Timbers, Vortex and Yukon Striker itself!
Guests at Canada's Wonderland:
Person 1: Oh that was so much fun!!! What are we going on next?
Person 2: We should line up for Yukon Striker. Heard it's the tallest, longest and fastest dive coaster in the world!
Person 1: Oh that was so much fun!!! What are we going on next?
Person 2: We should line up for Yukon Striker. Heard it's the tallest, longest and fastest dive coaster in the world!
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