State in which a male or female needs to have a leg in a bear trap and getting punched in the face in order to climax during sexual intercourse
We tried so many positions that just wouldn’t do to for me. I ended up having to do a Yukon Rockslide just to finish.
by Yukoneer February 27, 2018
Get the Yukon Rockslidemug. by Ffjfdjkidsj February 26, 2021
Get the Yukonmug. Person 1: I just gave my girl a Yukon Yahtzee and it made me feel like I was betting high stakes in blackjack.
Person 2: bagel
Person 2: bagel
by GoatseEnthusiast69 February 9, 2022
Get the Yukon Yahtzeemug. Sex position that allows one to ejaculate. The position itself requires one’s leg to be trapped in a bear trap and to be consistently punched by their significant other.
Husband: Hey honey, what’s that bear trap for?
Wife: Oh it’s for when we do the Yukon Rockslide later tonight!
Wife: Oh it’s for when we do the Yukon Rockslide later tonight!
by Redditsalvager May 8, 2018
Get the Yukon Rockslidemug. the best cat ever. who was taken from me before he even turned a year old. before we even spent a full week together. im sorry i failed you yukon. im sorry i couldnt save you. im sorry that we didnt get to know each other better before we parted. and im sorry for everything. im sorry that i couldnt go to you when you scratched at the door. im sorry it took me so long to write this, but just know you are the best cat and no other will replace you. I'll have a hole in my heart shaped like you for the rest of my life.
by the amazing jazzyb September 27, 2022
Get the Yukonmug. How do I even begin to describe it …
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Niece : I’m going up to Fort Yukon, to visit my cousin !
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in Fort Yukon . It’s toxic , or worse…don’t get pregnant!
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in Fort Yukon . It’s toxic , or worse…don’t get pregnant!
by My uncle deadlier than urs :p July 26, 2024
Get the Fort Yukonmug. by c/o TimAintCool February 27, 2018
Get the Yukon Rockslidemug.