suck your nans left onion

The act of sucking on your grandma's left booby.

Donald was told to 'go suck your nans left onion!

by Paedo69 December 23, 2017

your nans cheeks cause earthquakes

when your nan claps her cheeks they cause earthquakes on the moon

Human 1: your nans cheeks cause earthquakes
Human 2: I know

by cranekick May 24, 2020

ww2 bomb explosion in your nans bedroom

Men’s fragrance created by the one and only @yejisoos on tiktok

Person 1: yo dude you smell so scrumptious today 😩😩
Person 2: yeah dude that’s cause I’m wearing the designer fragrance: WW2 bomb explosion in your Nans bedroom

Person 3: oh dayum I love that stuff I need to buy some 😩😩😍😍

by Thejaemin May 23, 2021

Up your nan

What my brother tell me when we’re being annoying to each other

Me: he’s not ugly he’s just ginger
My bro: up your nan
Me: wtf

by Deabie March 20, 2024

your nan

the ULTIMATE best comeback for any argument. you will automatically win a fight every time, no matter the situation.

Girl: "You were texting MORGAN last night >:("
Boy: ".. your nan"
Everybody else: ~absolutely mind blown~

by nouno0b November 19, 2020

your nans dead

when something annoying happens or someone annoys you, you say “your nans dead” or “that’s dead nan”

teacher: “you boys will be staying back at lunch”
boys: “your nans fucken dead” / “that’s so dead nan”

matt: *spills raspberry cruiser on dylan’s white shirt*
dylan: “your nans dead”

by nannyfanny644 January 5, 2022

Your nan

Your Nan is a comeback which is not just worse than your mom but more annoying. It is only used by people who were dropped when they were babies as a cheep comeback because they are more brain dead than a hedgehog on a motorway full of fast moving lorries.

Your Nan is in my bead.

by I like planes March 17, 2022