Yoni

a person that constantly smells like rotten pussy fish. An ars that sucks homo dick and loves to taste homo cum. Yoni looks like a gay computer, but if you search deep down you can see his dick is actually 3.5 inches not 2. He is very insecure and constantly says, “am I really” when you make fun of him

*yoni walks in the room*

Ella: what’s that fishy smell?
Yoni: do I really smell like fish

by Fartface21 January 3, 2019

rounding the yoni

a man licking around the clit

The lawyer was rounding the yoni on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

Yonis

A slang term used to describe doing lines of cocaine, or cocaine itself.

"Hey man, Wheres your yonis at?" "Right here chalk shome up."

by That3rdGuy September 19, 2019

Yonis

There has never been such a sexy boi such as Yonis, he knows when to pull out and has a great sense of humor. If he wants to he can get every girl in the world, and his greatest achievement is that he is better than Tobias.

Who is that horny looking boy, That's Yonis, who else

by Defenitly not a biba May 27, 2017

Yonis

A gansta from the middle of danish city "Århus"

Look at that Yonis standing over there , he looks hardcore.

by murder3000 June 4, 2017

Despairing Yoni

One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.

Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.

by Janidew June 30, 2017

Yonis

A way of showing how amazing someone is. It means funny, great and outstanding.

“Wow, he is really yonis”

by Wag1myyg December 13, 2019