Dublin slang for a skitsophrenic or mentally unstable person. Usually under exaggerated to refer to someone who is thinking something silly.
Mostly used by knackers
Mostly used by knackers
"Jonner, thats me hole not me gee ya bleedin mad yolk"
means
"Jonathan, it seems youve accidentally tried to make love to my bottom"
means
"Jonathan, it seems youve accidentally tried to make love to my bottom"
by womoma April 15, 2005
Get the mad yolkmug. The process of inserting a raw egg into a women's vagina and then punting her in the cunt. The yolk explodes and makes a mess everywhere. At that time, the man has vaginal sex with the woman and uses the messy yolk as lubricant.
The other day, my girlfriend was feeling freaky so I gave her a yolk joke. Needless to say, I used up an entire roll of paper towels. I then fell asleep inside of her.
by Kodboy April 11, 2009
Get the Yolk Jokemug. I heard him talking shit, so I yolked him up.
He was fucking around and got yolked up by some dude.
I don't hit girls, but when she hit MY girl, I yolked her up.
He was fucking around and got yolked up by some dude.
I don't hit girls, but when she hit MY girl, I yolked her up.
by JustStitches December 3, 2013
Get the yolked upmug. by AssYolkjr August 15, 2016
Get the ass yolkmug. Place of origin: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
The (probably imaginary) fetish of enlarging one's testicle(s), through lack of use or medical illness, to the point of cartoonish proportions. Then, once 'full', bursting said testicle(s) all over a sexual partner.
The (probably imaginary) fetish of enlarging one's testicle(s), through lack of use or medical illness, to the point of cartoonish proportions. Then, once 'full', bursting said testicle(s) all over a sexual partner.
by Gimmick The Gnome April 25, 2010
Get the egg yolkingmug. Prescription ADHD medication, specifically Dexmethylphenidate (Focalin), used for recreational use. The yellowish tint of the pill is compared to the embryonic yolk sac found inside an egg. Snorting the Folk Yolk is the ideal method of consumption, resulting in a custard-like mucus that drips from one's nostrils.
Side effects include: accelerated heart rate, hair loss, teeth/jaw grinding, increased sense of importance, inability to regulate voice volume, extended flaccid masturbation sessions, intimate conversations that could last several hours, inability to black out, ability to drink 40+ alcoholic beverages in the span of 8 hours, sadness, inability to utilize general discretion when scrolling through cellular contacts, involuntarily witnessing the sun rise.
Side effects include: accelerated heart rate, hair loss, teeth/jaw grinding, increased sense of importance, inability to regulate voice volume, extended flaccid masturbation sessions, intimate conversations that could last several hours, inability to black out, ability to drink 40+ alcoholic beverages in the span of 8 hours, sadness, inability to utilize general discretion when scrolling through cellular contacts, involuntarily witnessing the sun rise.
"Hey, Chad is pretty intense tonight, do you think he ripped the Folk Yolk in his room?"
"All those boys do is play gamecube and rip Folk Yolk, why would we ever sleep with them?"
"But Becky, you slept with Chad last night..."
"Well that's different...I ripped the Folk Yolk last night."
(knock on door) "Hey it's Stan, can we come in?"
(Silence)
"They must be ripping the Folk Yolk."
"All those boys do is play gamecube and rip Folk Yolk, why would we ever sleep with them?"
"But Becky, you slept with Chad last night..."
"Well that's different...I ripped the Folk Yolk last night."
(knock on door) "Hey it's Stan, can we come in?"
(Silence)
"They must be ripping the Folk Yolk."
by slimchaydy November 16, 2015
Get the Folk Yolkmug. The act of pulling down on ones testicles and letting go this causing them to slap against the bottom of the shaft
by jherbert1215 June 5, 2014
Get the Ballsack Yolkingmug.