Yert

A silly salmon

Time to yert myself in the sea

by Yerter July 3, 2019

Yerted

When the team in first place gets beat by the team in last place, like Yertle the Turtle from Dr. Seuss.

The Lakers got yerted by the Thunder last night.

The Lions gave the Patriots the yert on Sunday.

by TheFuckingLeague November 4, 2023

Yert

An informal greeting typically in the Philly/Central Jersey. Essentially a bastardized version of “yo” used in the same contexts.

Person 1: “Yert”
Person 2: “What’s good”

by DirtyJerzLover October 22, 2025

Yert Mugabe

When you close your eyes Yert Mugabe looks over you into your soul. He is of Eritrean descent 6 foot 7 has a grey mullet and a ginger beard weighing 198plds. There is only one Yert Mugabe and there will only ever be 1 Yert Mugabe.

Person 1:"We just got destroyed in pro clubs division 3.
Person 2:"Let me guess was if by Yert Mugabe and his Wousego Hoolgar teamates"
Person 1:"It was indeed his meer presence led them to victory even with the offside merchant Barry on their team

by YERT MUGABE July 20, 2021

Jerking His Yert

Fancy way of saying male masturbation

He loved Jerking His Yert to his favorite OnlyFans accounts

by organcontainer March 31, 2020

Yert

The action or act of someone yeeting something whilst saying nert.

Yesterday my brother was annoying me alot, and i really wanted to just yert him out the window

by lilbright227 August 15, 2020

Yert

Yert is the after effect when a lactose intolerant person eats yogurt specifically

1; I shouldn't have eaten that yogurt
2: yeah dude, you're totally going to yert

by unwanted-future January 29, 2019