why do you suck so hard? 

To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.

You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?

why do you suck so hard? by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013

lol you suck 

Its a term of laughing and saying someone sucks

Man,lol you suck.

lol you suck by Pikachu1868 December 14, 2018

reason you suck speech 

When you tell someone who you're incredibly pissed off with or just generally someone you don't like every single reason why you don't like them.

(Apparently you have to have the word reason you suck speech in this so i just put it here)

I always wondered what kind of person could do such a thing. But now that I see you, I think I understand. There’s just nothing inside you. Nothing at all. You’re pathetic and sad and empty.

reason you suck speech by kimwest October 25, 2014

god you suck at life

See Quinn

god you suck at life by catslikephish November 2, 2003

would you suck a dick for me?

A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.

"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"

would you suck a dick for me? by MrnextX December 30, 2017

oma god you suck 

a guy that says anything he wants and sucks on everything hahaha you suck you idiot for not sucking on he's balls

look its that one guy that says oma god you suck

oma god you suck by hahahahahahshaahaha you suck December 10, 2021

IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK

This cup is for people who suck.
That's it.
If this is your cup or mug or whatever the fuck.

You suck.

"IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING"
"I DON'T KNOW"

IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 22, 2022