Finally, a fricken OS that stays stable for more than 2 hours. However, the constant 'send error report' shit makes you want to vomit all over your monitor and shit in your hard-drive.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003
Get the Windows XP mug.Fairly decent OS from Microsoft. More stable than most Windows versions, but has a number of privacy and end-user-rights issues that are questionable at best. Like all Windows builds, is often blindly flamed by idiots with no clue what an OS is or how it works, thinking MS sucks but not having any ideas how they would do it better.
Its Fisher-Price looking graphics do however fit in well, considering MS's tech support usually treats you like a toddler.
Its Fisher-Price looking graphics do however fit in well, considering MS's tech support usually treats you like a toddler.
by C++ September 13, 2005
Get the Windows XP mug.a computer that works fine. i have it and it never crashes. its awesome. just watch out for BSOD.
I once got a virus but it went away when i got AVG.
To some people, some people say ''windows xp is stupid'', well they should upgrade to Windows 7.
I once got a virus but it went away when i got AVG.
To some people, some people say ''windows xp is stupid'', well they should upgrade to Windows 7.
Windows XP user: my computer never crashes.
Mac OS X user: watch out for the BSOD!
Linux user: what he said!
Mac OS X user: watch out for the BSOD!
Linux user: what he said!
by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010
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May be an incel but only because girls never leave him alone.
Hot Korean chad.
Slays the E-girls and thots.
His songs and covers are blessings from God.
Knows the real cure for cancer.
Makes incelcore garage punk music.
Closeted gay.
Would beat up Kurt Cobain.
Literally super hot
May be an incel but only because girls never leave him alone.
Hot Korean chad.
Slays the E-girls and thots.
His songs and covers are blessings from God.
Knows the real cure for cancer.
Makes incelcore garage punk music.
Closeted gay.
Would beat up Kurt Cobain.
Literally super hot
by Kupid<3 January 17, 2021
Get the Negative XP mug.A bastard virus that disguises itself as antivirus and infects your computer with phony warnings that you are being invaded.
Removal: Malwarebytes full scan in safe mode. Try google
Removal: Malwarebytes full scan in safe mode. Try google
Antivirus XP 2009 : Warning! Your computer is infected, Antivirus XP 2009 will begin raping you through your ear now.
Me: Noooooo *begins getting ear raped*
Me: Noooooo *begins getting ear raped*
by Seamoan March 26, 2009
Get the AntiVirus Xp 2009 mug.Windows 2000 with a tellytubby-style GUI.
by The Music Man August 29, 2006
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