Xmasturbate

An Xmasturbate is when someone masturbates during the festive period, preferably on Christmas day itself. This is often challenging as Christmas is spent with family

Person 1 "What did you get up to over the holidays"
Person 2 "I Xmasturbated like crazy, my grandma almost walked in on me!"

by gouchnose April 16, 2016

x-mas noobs

Newbies that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.

I hope no X-mas noobs join our Halo server.

by captain keyes December 4, 2003

X-mas

The x comes from the Greek word xioto meaning Christ it is not meant to take Christ out of the word Christmas just a shorter way of saying it

X-mas sucked this year
Well it is really meant for Jesus
Yea I know

by The church of the fonz December 26, 2010

X-mas

The multi-religious or non religious version of Christmas. X being the variable 'holiday of choice', or even lack there of. This holiday is celebrated similarly to Christmas, but without the christian beliefs. It is a time of gift giving and spending time with family.

Atheist Jane: Merry X-mas!
Christian Jim: Hahaha, since you're celebrating Christmas it therefore means you believe in Jesus Christ!
Atheist Jane: No way! the X in X-mas can represent anything, not just Christianity so ha!
Christian Jim: touche.

by Malgrif December 25, 2010

x-mas

A cool and short way to say Christmas without any reference to the "Christ" religious part. Good term to forget any deep meaning of Christmas and enjoy the presents.
See also xmas.

Yo bro, last x-mas was the shit!!! I got weed from my nigga friendz

by Sting1 October 4, 2004

X-mas

A common shortcut of the word Christmas. Also the official term for it in the television series Futurama

X-mas lists

by Demonic_ December 15, 2013

x-mas

christmas(supposedly used to be secular)

X-mas is over, get up and get your ass ready.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008