A console (wait, a "graphics machine," I don't wanna offend good consoles) made by that evil company microsoft that thinks the xbox is good because it has great graphics, a dvd player and games that just aren't fun to play.
If you want good games, get a SNES or a megadrive. You might even have fun with a pc.
If you like good graphics more then having fun, the xbox is for you!
If you like good graphics more then having fun, the xbox is for you!
by Marbarian May 31, 2005
by Art Intel January 15, 2006
a good console that is the first generation of xbox systems.
The ps2 is the 3 generation of its kind, meaning that when the xbox gets to the 3 gen it will rape so much harder than any playstation system out.
Who fucking cares about the big controllers now they sell them with s controllers which are much smaller and are made 5times better than the ps2 controllers PS2 sucks if you guys are dumb enough to buy that shit please please do youself a favor and KILL YOURSELF!
The ps2 is the 3 generation of its kind, meaning that when the xbox gets to the 3 gen it will rape so much harder than any playstation system out.
Who fucking cares about the big controllers now they sell them with s controllers which are much smaller and are made 5times better than the ps2 controllers PS2 sucks if you guys are dumb enough to buy that shit please please do youself a favor and KILL YOURSELF!
by G1GA April 20, 2006
A piece of crap game console made by Microsoft during an economic recession that tried to market against a Playstation 2. Huge controllers, crap games (except HALO), crap box.
X Box also known as Crap Box.
X Box also known as Crap Box.
by Yojoe! May 12, 2004
The worst game console ever.
The controller is so big that people also use it as a dinner table.
Take it from me: BUY A PS2!
The controller is so big that people also use it as a dinner table.
Take it from me: BUY A PS2!
by HALO SUX November 11, 2004
an extremely shitty console which i only bought for Fable and it turned out to be crap so i now use it as my personal punching dummy. Get A ps2! they are much better!
some people say that the xbox has a built in save system, i dont give a fuck about that, u never would need to use that much space anyway and people also say that the xbox graphics are good, well i got one thing to tell you:
IF THOSE FUCKING LOSERS SPEND ALL THERE FUCKING TIME MAKING GAMES HAVE GOOD GRAPHICS THEN THE FUCKING GAMES MIGHT AS WELL JUST BE FUCKING MOVIE'S, I MEAN LOOK AT HOW FABLE TURNED OUT, I BEAT IT IN 3 FUCKING HOURS AND THAT GAME ON ITS OWN WASN'T A FLUKE, THERE ARE OTHER GAMES ON THE XBOX WHICH ARE PISS EASY TO BEAT!!!
some people say that the xbox has a built in save system, i dont give a fuck about that, u never would need to use that much space anyway and people also say that the xbox graphics are good, well i got one thing to tell you:
IF THOSE FUCKING LOSERS SPEND ALL THERE FUCKING TIME MAKING GAMES HAVE GOOD GRAPHICS THEN THE FUCKING GAMES MIGHT AS WELL JUST BE FUCKING MOVIE'S, I MEAN LOOK AT HOW FABLE TURNED OUT, I BEAT IT IN 3 FUCKING HOURS AND THAT GAME ON ITS OWN WASN'T A FLUKE, THERE ARE OTHER GAMES ON THE XBOX WHICH ARE PISS EASY TO BEAT!!!
"what are you doing to your xbox?"
"i'm making good use of it"
"your throwing it out of your window..."
"yes but i might hit the evil nazi's with it from up here, this xbox is so big it could probably maul about 10 of the little fuckers!"
"i'm making good use of it"
"your throwing it out of your window..."
"yes but i might hit the evil nazi's with it from up here, this xbox is so big it could probably maul about 10 of the little fuckers!"
by L'Ranne March 31, 2005
Ok first off all you little pricks who say X-Box is gay probably own a PS2, one of THE WORST consoles for the FPS games. The PS2 can't hold a candle to the grphically superior X-Box. Also you computer whores you don't buy a X-Box to replace a comp. you buy it for the good FPS and the fact that it has a controller not a mouse.
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by jhouse April 28, 2005