wormie

wormie is a term of endearment a word that is the same as honey, babe, ect

hi wormie how are you doing today

by Dumb purple kookie November 11, 2021

Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy

An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it

Jacob's big into the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy. What a freak

by shartacus October 7, 2022

wormy chestnut

A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.

You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)

by ledbatz November 10, 2009

wormy prostitute

A friend that turns into a worm and you exploit its poop for your garden.

My wormy prostitute is really acting up like a city girl.

by bagglesfromicarly May 27, 2020

Wormy

A person that likes worms on strings a lot, or has a cult dedicated to them, generally in their bathroom.
They also probably have a picture of said type of worm, as profile picture on this or that website.

A really kind person when you get to meet them, but may have murderous intent after you both get to know each other.
Will probably stab you in the stomach with a knife and make a giant worm on a string out of your lungs.

Person 1: OH GOD, IT'S WORMY!
Person 2: BETTER RUN BEFORE WORMY GRABS OUR LUNGS!

by not_wolfy June 27, 2020

855 wormies

A very catchy song used to sell wormies or take them off your head. If you ever happen to hear the 855 wormies jingle, you shall be blessed with the holy wormie music.people made the wonderful wormies jingles. no i am not saying all of this because i am a producer/singing.

Mr weed" I dont know your first name, i only know your name from your jingle" 855 wormies

by Sussy amongus high school May 9, 2022

Wormy

The scariest piece of shit every Spongebob fan has ever seen! A terrifying part butterfly part horsefly! It always presses it's ugly face against the forth wall throughout the episode "Wormy". It's very unpredictable. You'll never feel the same again!

Bouncer: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how touch are ya?

Fan: How though am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I watched the Spongebob episode Wormy last night!

Bouncer: Yeah, so?

Fan: Without shitting myself.

by Gangster Twinks July 12, 2017