squirmy wormy

When a lubricated raccoon ingests 2.5 worms while twirling in circles singing the “Barny” theme song. When finished the raccoon proceeds to enter a fish tank with a boner, traumatizing the fish. This

occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.

My pet raccoon had the squirmy wormy happen to him to him the other day.

by helislapp November 28, 2022

Squirmy Wormy

A baby or toddler that wiggles a lot. Mostly refering to a baby moving horizontally.

Look at this squirmy wormy hit his head on the side of the crib.

by Shane’s Papa February 07, 2023

Squirmy Wormy

An affectionate term for a man’s penis.

I asked my boyfriend if I could see his squirmy wormy last night!

by sailornova November 06, 2024

Wormy Appreciation Day

Wormy appreciation day is held on is May 5th every year. Wormy supporters shall shower wormy with appreciation and love because it is wormy’s birthday that day <3

Dude #1 - “Yo, are you ready for Wormy Appreciation Day tomorrow?”
Dude #2 - “No sadly, I gotta prepare”

by S0FTEE January 03, 2021

wormie dealy

the worm mobster who will beat you up then eat your remains

oh sh*t its Wormie Dealy get out go

by weezermanweewee July 19, 2022

Permy wormy

A person who has a perm but denies it

Omg Johnson u have a perm we know it. We know u r a permy wormy.

by Imagine having a perm headass November 13, 2020

Wormy Vibes

The cross section between headass and chill; benevolent chaos; childlike happiness but in a lit way

Trevor: Dude, I passed out after watching Ed Ed and Eddy last night after a night of dancing hard and thinking about the moon
Scooter: Wormy vibes, bro. Wormy vibes

by Wormy Vibes August 10, 2019