A half erect penis of a cainine.
by Aaaaabbbbbccccc May 3, 2018

Hey man, you seem to have a massive boogie up your nose hole. You can borrow my boogie woofer if you like.
by Christbird May 16, 2020

An inferior subwoofer that cannot compete with the mainstream brands, and is made of subpar materials that results in lack of bass and early failure rates.
Schmidt was disappointed in his car subwoofer purchase at the state fairgrounds sale of the century, as he yelled "I never should have bought these damn pussy woofers for my Jimmy"
by Reno Ryder February 11, 2021

noun: The strawberry eaten from someone's ass during the sexual act known as "sugar woofing".
verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing
verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing
Yo, I'mma surprise my girl with some sugar woofing tonight. I even got these organic strawberries from the farmer's market for some quality sugar woofers.
by SugarWooferPro September 7, 2016

by Dson2252 October 22, 2010

a fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the fluffy or cute variety, can be used in regards to any breed of dog
by Unknown_Ent72 December 14, 2024

A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.
by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017
