woodchuck 

A biology teacher at a high school, who smokes "Jurassic Pot" and has substitutes play movies that are obsessed with earthquake saftey.

According to Josiah Suxo, Ms. Wanless is a woodchuck, vampire, and Dr. Evil.

woodchuck by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004

woodchuck 

Noun: A car with wood side panels. Most often can be seen in station wagons, but other cars do have them.

Verb: To "woodchuck" somebody. When a side paneled car is spotted, the spotted will hit the person nearest them as hard as possible and cry out woodchuck. Same rules as Punchbug.

"I have a bruise from where he woodchucked me yesterday."

woodchuck by Froggen August 15, 2004

woodchuck 

Common, ordinary ignorant American. Usually asked questions by TV reporters in front of grocery stores, woodchucks respond with pat answers given to them by Fox News. Woodchucks are overwhelmingly Republican and are a majority of the Tea Party.

TV reporter: what do you think about Global Warming?

Woodchuck: There is no such thing. That's all a hippie Democratic conspiracy!

woodchuck by jackbenimble_52 August 11, 2012

Woodchuck 

A very hard and rather smelly stool that when one tries to crap it out it doesn't seem to move much. An individual may be sitting on the toilet for half an hour to an hour trying push this little shit plug out of his ass. It is as though a sizable piece of wood were lodged in and plugging the anus.

An individual asks his friend, "Why is that individual taking so long in the washroom"?
"Give him some time, he has a "woodchuck " up his ass"
"Oh I see"

Woodchuck by Chris Danielsen March 2, 2005

Woodchucker 

When you add definitions to urban dictionary without actually defining them.

Kyle added business plan to urban dictionary but didn't actually define it. What a woodchucker.

Woodchucker by Harambe293 July 10, 2018

what the fuck, woodchuck? 

an expression used by forest animals (and humans, too) to show frustration and/or confusion about something or someone.

Yogi: "I can't believe that Mr. Ranger is still on my ass about those picnic baskets!"

Boo Boo: "Yeah. What the fuck, woodchuck?!"

what the fuck, woodchuck? by KeVIInXI July 17, 2011

Human woodchuck 

When you take the two buck teeth out of a man from russia then you stick them in a womans vagina.

I gave keiths aunt a human woodchuck

Human woodchuck by Jimmy the best August 22, 2011