woodhopper

Someone who just LOVES to hop on your wood. (always up in ur business)

Barb: "Susan is such a woodhopper!"
Ted: "She wont hop off ur wood."

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Woodchipper

The only proven 100% effective cure for pedophilia.

When tossing a chomo into a woodchipper, make sure you put them in feet first, so they suffer longer.

Woodchipper by Mycrofft February 2, 2025

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something you toss pedos and zoos into

Pedo: I love grooming and raping little boys and girls
Random guy: To the fucking woodchipper you go

Noun- the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit

Last night Sally asked if I could give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky!

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Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"

"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"

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Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"

"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"

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