Shelf Wobbler

Used as an insult to highlight one's lack of height and the crappiness of one's job. They would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. Hence the name "Shelf Wobbler".

That Richard Evans is a right shelf wobbler! I don't know how he's got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. Ha Ha Ha!

by Matthew Wood July 4, 2004

Wobbler

If you slap someones bakery and it wobbles.

I slapped her bakery and that than wobbled like and earthquake. Wobbler reffering to a juicy cake that wobbles.

by Domsky January 16, 2024

Wobbler

Wahabi Muslim

Why u celebrating Eid today u wobbler

by Knowledge and power April 20, 2023

Rat Wobbler

A person who owns a vagina that looks like a rat that has been left out in the rain to die

Person 1: Seen who he's is dating? she looks like a Rat Wobbler
Person 2: Yeah, he's always been fond of cheese too now you mention it

by anonymous September 6, 2022

Wobbler

When a bakery (jouicy ass) keeps shaking after being slapped.

I slapped her ass and that thing wobbled so hard it almost created an assquake. A true wobbler.

by Domsky January 24, 2024

Cobble wobbler

A prostitute

She was a cobble wobbler, just trying to make ends meet on the streets.

by Captaintreekle April 17, 2021

wacky wobbler

Penis
Male genitals

u/katlord151 I know what your wacky wobbler doing right now (the original quote)

by GoldEpicWubb May 30, 2024