Shelf Wobbler

Used as an insult to highlight one's lack of height and the crappiness of one's job. They would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. Hence the name "Shelf Wobbler".

That Richard Evans is a right shelf wobbler! I don't know how he's got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. Ha Ha Ha!

by Matthew Wood July 04, 2004

wacky wobbler

Penis
Male genitals

u/katlord151 I know what your wacky wobbler doing right now (the original quote)

by GoldEpicWubb May 30, 2024

Weenie Wobbler

A guy who stands at the urinal way too long, while others are waiting to piss

The Weenie Wobbler was taking forever to pee, while several others behind him needed togo badly

by Rory O'Doul October 14, 2023

chin wobbler

Top sesh gremlins was a better name

Top sesh gremlins Is the better version of chin wobblers

by A Mystery 9 February 03, 2018

Cobble wobbler

A prostitute

She was a cobble wobbler, just trying to make ends meet on the streets.

by Captaintreekle April 17, 2021

wobbler

something that falls into a grey area. It could be ok but it could be suspect.

Adam: Did he say something racist? Trell: I need more context cause thats a wobbler

by Dopewell Solider February 26, 2023

Wobbler

Term for a situation that could be either or going one direction or another.

Mel had 3 kids by 2 known hoes are all 3 his it's a wobbler.

by Treesh232 April 26, 2024