A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to
answer back at
those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are
trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.
Newbie: Can you
please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the
instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat
those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.