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wireless wingman

A man with wings, who is also without a wire. Einstein's theory of relativity states that if the man is wireless and the wire is wingmanless, then the wire is wingless and the man is wirewing.
Wireless wingman. When wire was without wing, whence would a man or woman be wired to winter weather.
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spectrum wireless

When two autists attempt to communicate with each other.
Autist A: yo did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
Autist B: CA-CA-CA-CASHEWS CASHEWS FRU-FRU-FRU FRUUITTT!!
Person C: bros this convo is on some spectrum wireless type shit.
by penis_trucka_da_wraith_trucka September 22, 2022
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Wireless Keyboard

A tool used to hit people over the head in anger when you die in Minecraft
"I just hit my brother over the head with my wireless keyboard and he stopped breathing"

"Sheesh!!!"
by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022
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wireless fedelity

A bullshit phrase to explain what wifi stands for. It is also quite like oxygen, if we don't have wifi, we will not survive.
Juan: Man do they got some wireless fedelity here?
Brady: Dude that's not a real word. Wi-fi isn't an acronym, it's just a name.

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by soIcanenteranythinghere? March 1, 2016
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Wireless jerk

The wireless jerk is when you get super high and think you masturbating you still get the orgasm without physical doing it !
Bro I am going to take so mushrooms and have a wireless jerk
by The jerk guy September 30, 2025
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RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.
RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.
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