Wilted vagina

Wilted vagina: the act of not having a moist meat muffin
"moisten your meat muffin! Ladies, no one likes a wilted vagina."
by Fu kingcheese April 22, 2018
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pulling a wilt

having sex with more than three girls in the same day.
if you have done this, you should probably go right a book about it.
man: what'd you do last weekend?

guy: busy pulling a wilt

man: you're a true hero.
by Jason Israel March 10, 2008
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The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting
by I Zigger I September 19, 2013
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cock-wilted

Basically any situation that turns you off and makes you go soft.
Jessie hardcore cock-wilted me when she said she didn’t want to watch me play League of Legends.”
by 3BigBootyBitches September 07, 2021
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WILT

Abbreviation of "won't ingest lunch today"
"WILT. That means I won't ingest lunch today, skipped it."
- Ryoshu
by Memimuer March 22, 2023
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Wilted flower

When a man’s has an orgasm and he ejaculates, then his penis becomes soft and loses its erection.
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Wilting

The act of stretching the urethral opening of the penis out so much that you can fit another penis (or various large objects) inside.
Friend 1: “Hey bro, do you want to have a wilting session later?”
Friend 2: “Sure dude! We can wilt so hard!”
by BananaTurtle April 22, 2024
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