Whataburger

Resturant which has the best fucking hamburgers in the world, 2nd best fries next to mcdonalds, and open 24/7 which is awesome, stoners paradise, makes all other burgers taste like crap, and you can order the burgers any way you like ex. triple meat, triple cheese, and bacon

Its 3 a.m. and I'm hungry, I think I will go to Whataburger and get something to eat.

by Whata March 15, 2004

Whataboutism

The technique of refusing to address a criticism and instead making a counter accusation often unrelated to the original statement. This technique may have attained its most popular usage in late Cold War Russia, but has been used in many different situations and many different places. Deflection, evasion, false balance, and ad hominem are related if not integral techniques.

Whataboutism in 1983:

Person 1: "Don't you feel that Brezhnev oppressed the people of eastern Europe?"
Person 2: "Well, what did the British empire do to its subjects?"

2003:
Person 1: "Do you really believe the second invasion of Iraq was justified?"
Person 2: "What about Mobutu? What about the things he's done?"

2023:
Person 1: "Don't you think that Trump's attempt to overturn the election was harmful to democracy?"
Person 2: "But what do you have to say about Hunter Biden's laptop?"

by W Maximus June 9, 2023

watah

Pertaining to vagina that is wet, tight and has no odor.

I Need Me A Bitch That Pussy Smell Like Watah, Nice Tight Wet Pussy Wit No Odor.-Plies

Paul to Joe: "Man, I fucked Karen last night, it was not watah.

by Joe Schmidt, Paul Murray July 7, 2008

Whataboutism

A lazy, cowardly deflection tactic that is often employed to end any argument with another person instead of actually debating them head-to-head. It is often used when one person points out a flaw in another's argument that is non-defensible by any standards, so the other person simply calls it a "Whataboutism" and, thus, renders the comparison non-debatable no matter how correct one side may be.

Pete: "Humans are monsters! They kill innocent animals and eat them! They enslave dogs and cats, too! They make elephants dance in circuses for entertainment! PETA is the best because they're against the bad humans!" >:L

Mike: "Hold on. Doesn't PETA kill most of the animals they receive in their shelters? And didn't PETA also make a tasteless AD benefiting from the tragedy of a mangled shark attack survivor to further their own agenda?"

Pete: "Wooow! What a lazy /whataboutism/ Mike!"

by Fire Tongue January 22, 2021

Whata gonna do?

An answer in response to a bogus or non-answerable question, or simply a statement made in an inquisitive manner.

Bob: These fucking politicians all talk out of both sides of their mouths and really don't give a fuck about anything but getting re-elected.

Joe: Whata gonna do?

by DoctorVegas December 11, 2009

Whataboutism

A rhetorical term used by Americans to dismiss criticism of their own hypocrisy. Originated when the Soviet Union would respond to American criticisms of Soviet human rights by pointing out, for example, that if America was so concerned with human rights, it should repeal its Jim Crow segregation and address its own white supremacist violence. Americans, believing their country was, by definition, "the home of the free" and above such criticism, accused Soviets of "whataboutism."

American: "Cuba is a brutal, authoritarian dictatorship which suppresses political dissent."
Cuban: "You know the one place in Cuba where political prisoners are detained indefinitely without charge? Fucking Guantanamo Bay."
American: "Waaaah! That's whataboutism! "

by Thorstein Shiver May 7, 2018

WhataBang

Similar to the world famous McGangBang, you simply split the meat patties of a double cheeseburger at Whataburger and delicatelty insert a Honey BBQ chicken sandwich and reapply the meat and buns to make this colossal meal. Chew wisely.

Tom: Dude, I got WhataBanged last night... it was choice.

Joe: Whatabang, what is that??

Tom: The upgrade of the McGangBang my friend, get on track.

by Meat n' Cheese March 30, 2009