When your boyfriend tries to cum on your breasts or face but misjudges the amount of lift needed and gets jizz in your eye...leading to pink eye and some serious questions about how your life turned out.
by barbiehorror August 06, 2016
by lordquinoaa January 23, 2018
A gay whose brain was fried from too much whey protein consumption. Has an alpha male complex with a dash of internalized homophobia. One who thinks his terrible perspectives are positively mindblowing. Will do anything for clout.
I saw a whey gay post a vid of him shirtless while talking about how it is people's fault that they are oppressed.
by Grimmer12 December 14, 2023