Whale

An extremely fat or obese person.

Person 1: Yo, look at that whale!

Person 2: I know, right!?

by Acoolboy October 25, 2014

Whale

When someone cries so loud and if you close your eyes it mimics the sound of a whale.

*Hania crying*

“Yo Hania...omg DON’T WHALE”

by potavocado June 25, 2018

whale

a fat bitch, often unnattractive in the face too. the redeeming factor is that the pussy is EASY which is why you can find plenty of them on free relationship websites like Plenty of Fish (POF)and Tagged.

"This whale hit me up on POF messaging me with 'hey daddy, what you workin with?', I fell to the floor laughing but soon realized this was probably the only chance at pussy i'd ever get, I tried to stop being nauseous at the threat of stank pussy and grinned asking for her digits".

by freedom_fiasco December 20, 2010

Whale

A fat ass dolphin

Look at that whale

by Mathiasisdildoscular June 21, 2019

Whale

One who is mad or Extreemly Angry at someone or something

Kaleea: Dude wuts up
Sara: Dude im so Whale right now you dont even know!
kaleea: ...ok

by XxPotatoxX May 26, 2008

whale

A very obese or fat woman who is at the beach showing too much skin

Josh: Hey Ryan, you see that whale over there?
Ryan: Yeah man. I

by kaspie June 4, 2015

whaleness

The state of delusion of morbidly obese females who believe they are actually healthy and cute.

The media has gone nuts with the love fest for Lizzo. Clearly some feminist is pushing whaleness philosophy.

by glorialindquist February 14, 2020