Wompthuggling

The act of dressing up like a caterpillar, crawling on the floor with no hands, and gooning.

Guy 1: “Hey bro I haven’t seen you in a week. What have you been doing?”
Guy 2: “I‘ve just been Wompthuggling dude.”
Guy 1: “Nah bro that’s too freaky for me.”

by Soldier_Of_Smeg37 December 3, 2024

Urban Weeptionary

A website dedicated to posting poorly made-up words, which are often knee-jerk complaints about the Trump presidency made by emotionally feeble SJWs.

The night the results for the election poll showed up, Carl spend the rest of his time sobbing uncontrollably as he added derogatory definitions to Urban Weeptionary.

by dgsdgggsfghddhghf February 1, 2017

Thumpty Wumpty

Someone who’s extremely stupid and/or skinny fat. Bonus points if they’re both

“omg he’s such a Thumpty Wumpty I can’t even”

by Swazzleberry August 30, 2023

Jesus Wept

A gateway band to sex and drugs. Jesus Wept will take your meds and your girl. Virgins and posers not welcome. Comfortably Dumb.

“Man, I listened to Jesus Wept and now I’m swimming in pussy.”

by HoggedOut69 December 25, 2023

Tacoma Wept

It's a cringe joke that Vaush made about what happened when he got off Tinder. He lives in/near Tacoma. He insinuated that the city of Tacoma wept when he got off on Tinder. Devastated, he got off tinder.

commenting under a friend's Instagram post," Tacoma Wept," saying they look good.

by Iheartnarwhals!! February 12, 2024