weed

A green plant god put on the earth for me and you.

Grow buy role smoke enjoy.

by Ian February 2, 2005

weed

weed is marijuana, stupid. here's some names i've collected
weed
chron or chronic
dro (hydroponics)
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
mauie wowie
jamaican red hair
blueberry
strawberry
AK-47
kind bud
snowflake
skunk and super skunk
mary jane
MJ
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
dank
trees
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above.

yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed

by DAN September 3, 2004

weed

gods greatest invention next to pussy

always pass it to the left n never keep it for to long or ull b in shit!!!

by buddah luva June 4, 2005

in the weeds

"In the Weeds" is a term for moments when a bartender or server is at their busiest, sometimes to the detriment of the usual degree of service.

"I really need to take a piss right now, but I'm too in the weeds"

by Tappazukie May 26, 2016

WEED.

an amazing thing, something that helps create love and keep peace.
causes chronic munchies, only bad side affect is "the dries" not "pasties" the dries, where your mouth loses the ability to salivate.

im stressed, i need to score some weed.

by RaiiRawr_pianomouse : ) October 15, 2008

weed

mind enhancement herb, noted for it's 3 main effects: hungry, happy, sleepy. basically its the shit

i gotta smoke one when i wake up, smoke to go to sleep, all the true weed smokers gotta smoke before they eat
Young Buck, Puff Puff Pass

by cheesey guy November 5, 2008

weed

the best stuff you'll ever find in your life.

i got high off of weed. it was awesome.

by van ultima January 30, 2005