The most evil food ever created. A single watermelon can kill a whole family and still be rolling around. Nobody knows why they are so blood thirsty or what angered them so much, but it is said there will be a melonpocalypse very soon. This should not be taken lightly and people should prepare using extreme caution. A best case scenario would be underground in a steel bunker.
by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020
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Get the Watermelon mug.A term to describe politicians who are environmentally friendly in their speeches (green) but use the environmental issues as an excuse to enforce more government control and restricting private property, thus in reality being socialist (red).
- He has nice visions for the environment but do you realise he thinks you should give up control of your property for this?
- Oh, so he's a watermelon?
- Yes, that's right.
- Oh, so he's a watermelon?
- Yes, that's right.
by Christmasy June 25, 2021
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by I'd fuck Dahlia Morella July 8, 2021
Get the Watermelons mug.Watermelon is made when god took a shit watermelons are gods babys they are god them selfs one day we will be praying to watermelons and if you dont than they are going to turn you into stone
by butter2015 May 27, 2015
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