Watermelon

It's red and juicy

I have a watermelon

by YouKnowWhoe June 16, 2021

Watermelons

The big boobas that are on people with titties

Show me your watermelons

by I'd fuck Dahlia Morella July 8, 2021

Watermelon

A sweet, red, juicy, fruit that is soo luvable u could eat it everyday
I mean wtf yuh supposed to know wey a watermelon is.

Girl no. 1:What is watermelon
Girl no. 2:Widdi f**k u dont know what a watermelon is u livin under a rock owah

by Pineapple_princess October 17, 2019

Watermelon

The most evil food ever created. A single watermelon can kill a whole family and still be rolling around. Nobody knows why they are so blood thirsty or what angered them so much, but it is said there will be a melonpocalypse very soon. This should not be taken lightly and people should prepare using extreme caution. A best case scenario would be underground in a steel bunker.

Oh Bombero, the watermelon coming. OH HELP, HELP, THE WATERMELON IS RIPPING OUT MY EYES.

by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020

Watermelon

Its a fuckin fruit

Ashley: whats that?
Emily: its a watermelon

Ashley: oh..whats a watermelon?

by Slipper May 9, 2021

Watermelon

Watermelon is made when god took a shit watermelons are gods babys they are god them selfs one day we will be praying to watermelons and if you dont than they are going to turn you into stone

watermelon please dont turn me to stone

by butter2015 May 27, 2015

Watermelon

Please look up the first definition to the word pineapple and replace pineapple with watermelon.

Hey man, did you see that guy look up the word Watermelon in urban dictionary?

by I.M. Smertarthenu May 30, 2018