Wankerism

(i) A marketing slogan which, rather than being created with skill or wit, simply implies that the product will will change your life for the better, - even if its just a packet of sweets
(ii) A marketing slogan which is just *too* cheesy

The following wankerisms were found using a google search on "marketing slogans".

Clothes to make you happy! (Nomads)
Creating more moments of pleasure. (Cadbury Trebor Bassett)
For a wonderful life. (Harvey Nichols)
Happiness is playing Bingo. (Super Bingo)
Happy starts inside. (Minute Maid)
Heaven can't wait. (Nestle Heaven)
Heaven needn't cost the earth. (Sandals)
Heavenly chocolate with a heart. (Divine)
Magic shoes for happy feet. (Starchild)
Make your body happy. (Aquafina Alive)
Make your break, a Delight. (Mars Delight)
One pound. One pan. One happy family. (Betty Crocker)
Pleasure. Every single Pringles Mini. (Pringles, Mini Pringles)
Pleasure. Perfected. (Braun Tassimo)

by xPaul G December 25, 2008

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Walker Strelow

A amazing boy

Elle: that boy is amazing

Ally: yeah he is definitely a Walker strelow

by Pwksns October 24, 2020

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pajama walkers

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.

Holy shit! Have you been to Walmart lately? With all those pajama walkers it looks like a white trash The Walking Dead.

by ToeDirt December 22, 2015

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hilda walker

a suck fest of a school where the teachers are mean, the kids are stupid, and whoever was responsible for the construction must have been high at the time.

Hillary Duff: hey what school do you go to?
Me: Ugh. Hilda Walker.
Hillary: So sorry for you.

by Belinda the hoe July 6, 2018

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Dirt Walker

A dirty,filty, no shoe wearing Hippy.

Yo Son, I told you Dirt Walkers dont be wearin no shoes.

by Rick Delicious July 18, 2006

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Walkerton

A small town located in midwestern Ontario, with a successful junior c hockey club and two small high schools. It is a common misconception that Walkerton has tainted water, much like the confusion as to whether all Canadians live in igloos.

Alex: "It has been said that the Walkerton dam is a excellent location to dispose of a body" Ryan: "Yes, the strong current will allow it to travel to Paisley"

by randem_nam March 30, 2010

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