wi-fi dump 

Using a laptop computer while also using the toilet. Generally followed by a wi-fi wipe.

I just had an awesome wi-fi dump because I was able to tell my friend on AIM how huge it was.

wi-fi dump by A Germ July 27, 2006

wi-fi wipe

During a wi-fi dump, wiping yourself on the toilet while simultaneously balancing a laptop on a knee or other extended body part. Placing a laptop on the floor immediately disqualifies the wipe from "wi-fi" status. It has been rumored that some may even posses enough skill to hold an internet conversation during the wiping process.

I am still typing with one hand while the other is taking care of this wi-fi wipe.

wi-fi wipe by A Germ July 27, 2006

Wi-Fi'ified

When a location has been setup as a wi-fi hotspot.

Do you ride one of the fancy Wi-Fi'ified buses?

Wi-Fi'ified by SWilsonMc July 15, 2009

wi-shot 

Within range of a wi-fi signal. (Just as to be within "eye-shot" is to be within visual range of a target).

Pronounced "why-shot".

I walked too far from the coffee shop with my laptop and now I'm outside of wi-shot.

Once the plane takes off I'll be outside of wi-shot for a few hours.

wi-shot by TheBigEll1 December 2, 2009

Wi-Fighting

Fighting with friends/family/strangers for the available Wi-Fi bandwidth to download something on your smartphone/laptop.

Particularly applicable during family gatherings when there are multiple devices using the same Wi-Fi.

E.g "Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"

"Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"

Wi-Fighting by Jambo365 December 27, 2013

Wi-Jacked 

Losing your connectivity by having your mobile internet usurped by a local hotspot to which you either have no access or required sign-in.

My Whatsapp conversation with Johny was rudely Wi-Jacked by a BT Hotspot. Had to switch my phone Wifi off to continue else get out of range.

Wi-Jacked by Imlolilimili January 14, 2015

wi ha-joon 

a wi ha-joon is a man you hope and pray you will find and will wake up to one day. there is only one so be prepared to fight like endgame.a wi ha - joon is nice, cute, knows how to dance and can always make you laugh.he will always be there for you and is great with kids and has a smile that will light up the room.(did i mention great abs?)and has amazing thighs. when you meet him you will never want to leave him.he’s an amazing person.when he walks into any room or anywhere in general everything will change light you’ve been hit with the ten rings in the gut.and it’s not the taco bell you ate earlier dear.it’s love.be prepared to fall in love.hard.because once it happens there’s no escape from it.he will forever light up your life.even if you don’t know him just looking at a picture will make you fall for him.he might even make you stop dumping over evan peters.and that’s saying a lot.

samantha:have you seen the hottie wi ha-joon?
michael:babe stop talking about him i’m literally your boyfriend.if you like him so bad go find him!
samantha:*leaves*

wi ha-joon by ryanreynoldsusedcondom December 11, 2021