Vatican

World's smallest nation. Traditional home of the Pope and the College of Cardinals.

Stop blaming the Vatican for the crimes of the Teutons.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005

vatican assplay

Your pope molests you

Guy 1: Do you want to hang out Sunday
Guy 2: I can't im an alter boy and the pope requested for some vatican assplay.

by Nickdemy98 August 6, 2015

vatican

Current city-state wherein resides the body of the Holy See.
The last true democratic monarchy in the world.
The only place in the world which has ATM machines that use Latin.
99.9 per-cent Catholic population.
Referring to the Roman hill on which the city-state is located.
A utopia, although per capita it has the highest crime rate (someone stole something from the gift store once, the next day someone mixed plastics and glass in the recycling)

Yay the Vatican. Again I say, yay.

by Cliff Whitty September 6, 2006

Vatican Cameos

In the Sherlock Holmes books it refers to one of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's stories, in which he refers to another case Sherlock worked on to do with some Vatican Cameos.
In the case of BBC Sherlock it is code for duck, as in get out of the way. It probably refers to another case Sherlock and Watson worked on not shown in an episode, in which only Watson knows to duck out of the way of, in this case, an oncoming bullet. Most usually used by Cumberbitches.

*Playing some sort of ball game*
Cumberbitch: "Vatican Cameos!"
*Everyone ducks*

by the-tall-one August 19, 2012

Vytis

A Lithuanian male with a short penis. Usually used as cussword for extremely horny people.

Dom: "hey don't be such a Vytis Titas".
Titas: "Alrighty pal"

by Jizzle_breath_Jizz January 30, 2017

Vatican

A corruption the Classical Latin "vatis canii," which means "place of the alien landing." It designates one of the seven hills in Rome. Presently denotes the seat the Roman Catholic Church, an organization notorious for hiding its alien origins. Source: "Ancient Aliens," History Channel, 2014.

St Peter's suppressed Epistle to the Martians is in the Vatican archives. The Vatican has not made it accessible to the History Channel's leading alienologists.

by Dr. Giorgio T. April 5, 2017

Vatican Horse Race

A group of men engaged in collective masterbation. The winner being the first horse past the post.

Hi lads, did you hear (insert name) took part in a vatican horse race and won!

by Ginger Flash July 26, 2019