the force that pulls a friend away at the beginning of his new relationship rarely losing its grip
often abbreviated as "VV" or symbolically represented by "¤"
often abbreviated as "VV" or symbolically represented by "¤"
frænd 1: I haven't seen todd in a while. he really got pulled in by that vagina vortex.
frænd 2: yeah. he's totally in outer space.
frænd 1: hope he says "hi" to halo and mark for us.
frænd 2: yeah. he's totally in outer space.
frænd 1: hope he says "hi" to halo and mark for us.
by last1picked August 22, 2009
(an Australian slang term, used by young men in Northern Queensland) The act of spinning a bottled beverage to create a "vortex" inside the bottle, and, while maintaining a fast spin on said bottle, inverting it into ones mouth, promptly draining the beverage at near warp speed.
this method is used if you need to down a lot of a specific liquid in a very short amount of time
vortexed (past tense) vortexing (present tense)
this method is used if you need to down a lot of a specific liquid in a very short amount of time
vortexed (past tense) vortexing (present tense)
by Aussie Wisdom March 14, 2018
When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.
by Ohyeeee March 02, 2020
by Lola Tramacchio March 24, 2010
The act of viewing the Bee Movie on one electronic device while simultaneously viewing Shrek on another, thus calling forth the creation of a vortex of an unfathomable magnitude.
“Ever since I witnessed the Shree Vortex, I haven’t been the same. I’ve changed and I can’t tell if it is for the better or worse but I feel strangely powerful and Godlike”
“I feel a disturbance. Someone somewhere has unleashed the Shree Vortex. May God help us all.”
“I feel a disturbance. Someone somewhere has unleashed the Shree Vortex. May God help us all.”
by The Better Webster November 23, 2021
the copious amounts of sunshine in Southern California as the rest of the country freezes in a 'polar vortex'
dang... 72 degrees again. I'll never get to wear my new designer windbreaker/gloves/boots if this solar vortex doesn't break soon.
by LA-Blue February 11, 2014
The act of attaching dildos to your head, hands, and ass and pleasuring five girls at one time. It is done by moving the hips back and forth imitating a cymbal monkey and bobbing your head up and down. Often common in Scottish orgies.
"Scottish voice" Dude last night was so crazy! I performed the pleasure vortex on my sister and her four friends
Shit man you're a legend!
Shit man you're a legend!
by geniusman69 April 25, 2022