Vodka

The blood that runs through every Russian's veins.

Steve: An American's veins are full of beer, how about a Russians?

John: Vodka.

by John the Funny Guy July 30, 2011

Vodkaing

When you're too drunk to type "I'm drinking vodka"

"Hey how's the party?"
"I'm vodkaing"
"Hell yeahhh! turn up!!!"

by Greysantomyisperfect July 7, 2015

Vodka

A girl's new bestfriend

girl's bestfriend, vodka, alcohol, fun nights, summer

by A_oyster21 June 17, 2010

Vodka

A alcoholic beverage, commonly made from fermented grain or potatoes, approximately 180% proof, enjoyed by teachers everywhere.

Uh oh, looks like Fox got into the Vodka again.

by Anonamouse May 8, 2003

Vodka

tastes like water but has alcohol in it

damn this vodka is tasty

by THC July 11, 2003

Vodka

A strong alcohol, often used as water in Russia. Only real men can drink it directly.

Russian: I would like to have a glass of water please!
Bartender: You mean vodka?
Russian: ... That's what I meant. Don't you ever listen?

by James222 January 31, 2015

Vodka

an acholic liquid that has two strikes against choosing it over the plethora of other, more worthy liquors: an unappealing, shoe-polish-like taste and the fact that it becomes less and less as more and more is ingested, to the point that it garners no reactions at all, and you fucking projectile vomit all over your hosts' curtains, carpet, couch, dog, television, and fiancee. This weakness/numbing is a feature of many of the 'light' liquors. Despite this, it remains a favorite of many female, and especially, underage drinkers

I saw my dinner after eleven shots of vodka.

by bobdole September 5, 2003