Viola

A terrible instrument. No one likes the viola and it is extremely cringe-worthy. The true heros of the orchestra is the violins and cellos. Violas just try to be cool like them by playing low notes (like a cello) and being a small instrument.

Gross, is she a viola player? Well, that sucks that she has like 6 other people to play with her.

by bgtnhymju December 10, 2016

Viola

The Viola is a string instrument that is classified by all violin players as the worst instrument to ever exist.
The Viola can be summed up in one video, you viola you scream by TwoSetViolin

Q: What's the difference between an onion and a viola
A: No one cries when someone cuts a viola

by amusician July 24, 2019

Viola

A musical instrument used by low iq musicans

I saw you are playing the violin
No silly i play viola

(Escapes)

by Mr.JazzMusician January 29, 2020

Viola

A wooden box that originated in the 16th century made to sound like a dying cat. Often times the cat can be removed from the box, leaving behind the skeleton of a violin.

Someone please stab that viola!

by relievetheworldofviolas October 30, 2012

Viola

An adolescent. Derived from Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, specifically from Malvolio's description of Viola in Act 1 Scene 5: "Not yet old enough for a man, nor young enough for a boy..."

"How old is your son?"
"Oh, he's a Viola."

by Zach F September 3, 2007

Viola

A person that suffers of Best Pussy Disorder. BPD

Viola's pussy is unrivaled

by 6michi November 25, 2021

Viola

A lower pitch and a little larger than a violin.

Boy 1: Hey man I just got a viola it's pretty sick!

Boy 2: Can I hear it?

Boy 1: Sure here!

Boy 2: Wow that sounds pretty nice.

by urbandictionarysuckslmfao September 26, 2019