Vikings

From history: Badass warriors from Scandinavia who fucked up anyone unlucky enough to meet them.
From Minnesota: a shitty team that disappoints the entire state once a week
JImmy: you watch the vikings last night
Johns: ya...we lost...again
by Adetokunbo January 06, 2015
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Viking

A person, usually a male inmate, who doesn't clean, or keep good hygiene, while incarcerated.
You see dudes hut? Dudes a straight viking
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Vikings

NFL team from Minnesota known for choking, pulling defeat from the jaws of victory, playing football indoors like a bunch of girls, and never having won anything.
Moss: "Hey, Daunte, is our Vikings team going to the Super Bowl this year?"
Daunte: "Sure, Randy! Want to watch it at my house or yours?"
by webay January 24, 2005
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Viking: Someone who throws up on someone multiple times -- Usually at a party or wedding.

Basically doesn't mean this, but hey, it's Urban Dictionary, and here we type out definitions that make absolutely no sense or relation to the word itself or the reader, other than because we're odd people that like to put our strange, random personal meanings behind words.
Person 1: "Hey did you see what happened last night at the party? Jeff puked on someone.. Twice!"

Person 2: "Yeah i know. What a viking.."
by VikingPukeBoy January 28, 2021
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When a guy, specifically named Peter, grabs locks of your hair from either side and starts shaking your head and giggling in the middle of a make out session.
Bro it was so fucking weird, Peter did the Viking to me. Never going back.
by sillygooseandaslut June 25, 2022
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Vikings

Relatives of the norwegians. Some other countries (Danmark, Sweden) tried to make their own vikings. They failed. The norwegian vikings ruled Europe, scared the crap out of anyone else, drank "mjød" (bier), fucked "kjerringer" (big breasted norwegian women), had names like "Blood axe" and made "svenskevitser" (jokes) of the other scandinavians.

Some vikings still live in Norway today.
"Run for the hills! The vikings are coming"

"Can sweden have vikings too?"
by Erik Blod April 19, 2004
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To raid or pillage, commonly used when dissussing vending machines.
We totally viked that vending machine!
by tinymcgee January 17, 2004
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