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Vertical Grimace

See vertical smile also.

Vertical grimace is an adaptation on "vertical smile", referring to the female genitalia. A grimace, is a more horizontal facial expression than a smile, therefore assimilating more closely to a vagina shape when rotated 45 degrees; rather than a smile.
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4 LADS walking down the street, they spot a cluster of jailbait across the road.

"Look at the vertical grimace"
"It's very GRIM out here today"
"Grimace, 4o'clock"
"GRIMACE!!"

They won't have a clue you're talking about them!! Until everyone's using this phrase of course.
by NewquayJay November 13, 2011
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Verticability

Lacking or not lacking height.
Dealing with height.
The can of beans was on the top shelf, and she couldn't reach it because she lacks verticability.

Slam dunks were easy for him because of his great verticability.
by Bob Johnsn September 14, 2010
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vertical crush

a crush on someone whenever they are dressed and vertical; as soon as they undress and it is headed horizontal you are repulsed and no longer interested(most males do not experience vertical crushes).
The 40 year old and I simply have no future; it's simply a vertical crush.
by kari1981 January 4, 2011
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Vertical Turtle

"Honey, I really enjoy doggy style."
"This isn't doggy style, this is the vertical turtle."
by Voodoo Shop Talk October 22, 2011
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Vertimaid

Is exactly like a mermaid, except is split vertically. This leads to various problems like swimming and going to the bathroom.
I dare you to kiss that Vertimaid.
by Fat Zack 101 (Fat Zack) December 17, 2008
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vertical spooning

Spooning while in the up-right position. Hence, vertical spoonage.
Hello Sir, May I vertical spoon with you?

Let the vertical spoonging commence.
by K. Row March 13, 2005
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when you recieve a blowjob on a zamboni while taping your hockey stick

bj+tj+zj= vertically curved canadian mango
bro i was chilling on the zam the other day giving a sick tj when all of a sudden i got a vertically curved canadian mango it was sick
by patdonahue February 2, 2009
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