Life Vertigo

The sensation when the thought of the rest of your life is overwhelming, dizzying, and usual terrifying, often with strong tones of existential angst.

This is very likely to occur at the time of a quarter-life or midlife crisis, or at the moment of a great change in life - new child, divorce etc.

I couldn't get to sleep last night, I had a terrible case of life vertigo.

by Heardabouttheword January 3, 2019

tyel vertigo

An up-and-coming rapper from Paris, France who is only known for being on Mattniklo's song. And will not show his fucking face

Bro Why the fuck hasn't Tyel Vertigo shown his face yet?

by matthiash February 8, 2021

Peehole vertigo

Fear of getting something in the male peehole.

I’m going for one of those STD tests and I have peehole vertigo

by eatmorchickn August 15, 2021

Arrythmia Vertigo

Funny name for Olivia Rodrigo

Arrythmia Vertigo is in england!
Who’s that
Olivia Rodrigo

by thecharacterwannie July 4, 2022

Nacho Vertigo

A condition, phobia, or fear of snow, snowy climates,

or (Canadians entirely :)

Mexican illegal habla:
I'm not going to Canada 'essay', do I look like I'm dressed like Chewbacca mf? ~*~

Relax, you got Nacho Vertigo 'hommes'. ~*~
Tranquilo, tienes casas de Nacho Vértigo.

You just need a "parka" so you don't look like a walking blunt rap, amigo -:-

Is not DOS EQUIS, it is brew that lay you out up there, those DAS EFX are no joke. -:-

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how many coats of paint did she spray on before she ran for office? '
is a real politcal strategy, yeah, and won too. ; His'panic attacks. '

by jumpstart912 September 12, 2025