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Valentino

Valentino is Holly’s boyfriend and he sooo fineee and yeahhhhh like sooo fine
Valentino So finee…fineeeeeee yess for when I say fine like fine fine Fr Frr
by H… June 22, 2022
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Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.
New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018
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Valentino Rossi (The Doctor)

Also known as "Vale", "Rossi", "VR46", or just "The Doctor (il Dottore in Italian) Valentino is what may consider a GOAT in MotoGP, with 9 titles under his belt, he did pretty well.

Known for his riding skills and domination of the sport, it is debated between fans whether Vale or Marc Marquez are the true GOAT of the sport. Though he is no longer a MotoGP rider and now continues in WEC, his iconic neon (highlighter) yellow and number 46 continues to be seen in the crowds of MotoGP, leaving his mark for the rest of time
Person 1: Hey, do you know Il Dottore?

person 2: Who??

Person 1: Valentino Rossi (the doctor), the GOAT of MotoGP!
by lm10am73vr46mm93 August 14, 2025
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Valentino's Bois

I wish I was A part of Valentino's Bois They are so awesome i want to be them *rawr*
by anonymous August 12, 2024
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Valentino

Ugly ass rat- no he's not a rat, rats a cute. There are no words to describe how could he is. He ruined moths for me and my poor oc Emiko. He's so balled you can see him from heaven when he takes off his ugly ass top hat
Me: If you don't stfu i'm gonna force you to kiss Valentino
Irl friend: I'd rather commit suicide
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Valentino

Every other definition of Valentino is VERY INACCURATE, as my name is Valentino. I like to do stuff on scratch, build robots, and play video games, not what everyone else says. I am also kinda untrustworthy to people named Anothy.
I SWEAR TO GOD THE OTHER DEFINITIONS OF VALENTINO IS SO INACCURATE
by the axolotl box March 8, 2022
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Valentino Luigi Ricardo White

-a King from the Animal Kingdom of Cavapoo who found his human, the Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White, to love and be best friends with forever. Valentino loved and loved to the age of forty with his human The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White who thanked God everyday for sending him to love.
Valentino Luigi Ricardo White has arrived from the animal kingdom of heaven. Valentino Luigi Ricardo White pooped on the floor. Valentino Luigi Ricardo White Is chasing the cats. Valentino Luigi Ricardo Whites humans name is Caterina Maria Gioffre White.
by mamababeontrend January 4, 2025
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