Coffee Urn

Noun. (kaw-fee urn)

Where you keep the dead ashes of your old coffee grounds

After I brewed a pot of coffee my coffee died. I cremated it, sent in the obituary announcement and put my coffee in the coffee urn. Twas a sad, sad day.

by Koffee Phreek August 20, 2010

Aaron earned an iron urn

the phrase that people from Baltimore can't say

Person 1: say "Aaron earned an iron urn"
Baltimore person: arn ernd an arn ern

by 88177287 November 05, 2023

urn churn

The condition of being very upset. The condition wherein a situation causes a deceased person to churn in their urn. To cause urn churn.

The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.

Dying my hair blue would give grandpa some serious urn churn.

by LeahJessGenn September 19, 2020

Urn

An ornamentel vessel made of metal, as opposed to a vase, which is made of porcelain.

Oh you fools! Why can't you get it through your thick skulls? If it's made of metal, it's an urn. Porcelain vase. Metal, urn. Porcelain, metal, porcelain, metal.

by COOLYULEPOOL January 28, 2023

Urn

noun, an ashtray for the deceased.

My grandpa is not buried, he was cremated. His ashes are now in an urn.

by Kritle March 25, 2020