Unicorning

The act of running around naked with an erection.

This guy got so drunk last night, i saw him unicorning through the street!

by Unicorners August 22, 2011

unicorns

The Romans called what we now know as rhinoceros a "unicornus".
Later, they evolved into two species:
1. the white unicorn (of horselike appearance with one beautiful horn on the center of its head)
2. the pink unicorn (of unknown appearance, as it is invisible)

Plinius: Look, a unicorn. What impressive and massive legs!
Walt: Oh, it's lovely! Well, if I draw it as a white horse with a horn...
Scott: I don't believe in unicorns. Besides, it's pink.

by yuuutsuna July 2, 2008

unicorn

A person who seems mythically beautiful and unattainable.

I'd had a crush since I was 13; she was my unicorn.

by S.I. Cake June 21, 2005

unicorn

something once in a lifetime, rare, dope, unique, one of a kind, so beyond special that discovering/experiencing it for the first time blows your mind.

1.) She unzipped his pants and found a unicorn.

2.) I drank the unicorn of beers last night.

3.) That moment was so fkn unicorn!

4.) Meeting you was like finding a unicorn. hk<3

by luvst0ned October 17, 2014

the unicorn

A sexual position where the man puts a strap on onto his forehead, and pleasures his woman with it.

Justin did the unicorn last night.

Sounds mystical.

Not really...

by damn justin August 20, 2008

Unicornal

adj; possessing unicorn like features and, or actions.

John was acting so unicornal today.

by RS&HJ October 3, 2011

Unicorned

When grinding on a male SO low that his penis rests on your head.

Lucy got unicorned on the dance floor last night.

by Unicorn princess. September 20, 2013