Another way of saying "do you wanna have a bad time?" with larger vocab, or increased amounts of words used.
by Definer of Useless Information January 28, 2023
Get the Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience? mug.A bar where no one attractive goes, and all the "ugly's" frequent. If a beautiful person were to go to said bar, they would leave immediatly recognizing that they do not belong. Where as if an unfortunate bar goer hits up a "normal club" (A.K.A. where good looking people go) they to will leave immediatly, not for the same reasons as the hottie mind you, but because they (the ugly), has recognized that they are too nasty to belong.
"I am not goin to get my groove on at THAT place, thats one of those unfortunate bars"
Girl A: "EEWWW I ran outta that place so fast, I'm way to hot for that shit"
Gir B: "Thats what you get for going to an unfortunate bar"
Girl A: "EEWWW I ran outta that place so fast, I'm way to hot for that shit"
Gir B: "Thats what you get for going to an unfortunate bar"
by **Baby Girl** February 22, 2008
Get the Unfortunate Bar mug.that bitch is facialy unfortunate
by asdjfhkgjutritdjg March 3, 2016
Get the facialy unfortunate mug.Unfortunate is a popular word in class.
The word started to became popular in the class when a boy said it 24/7.
The word started to became popular in the class when a boy said it 24/7.
by sKsSk February 8, 2020
Get the Unfortunate mug.An unfortunate opportunity. Can be used to describe opportunistic events where the outcome ends up being less fortunate than expected.
A: Janet had sex with Edgar.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.
by Zeus Aurel August 19, 2020
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A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to happen one after another, causing feelings of frustration, despair, and humor all at once.
A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to happen one after another, causing feelings of frustration, despair, and humor all at once.
"After losing my job, getting a flat tire, and spilling coffee on my shirt all in the same day, I realized I was experiencing a serious case of unfortunitis and decided to treat myself to a giant ice cream sundae."
by Microscopic Galaxy March 23, 2023
Get the Unfortunitis mug.A feeling which can only be described as forlornness, dismay, and a heavy heart intermingled with the absence of snow outside, the absence of a significant other by your side to mingle the holidays away, the absence of Christmas parties, and recognizing how unfulfilling your life is while you dread the obligations of it. This feeling may stir anytime around Christmas, but it becomes more poignant as the aforementioned day nears. A feeling which utterly negates one's excitement towards the Holidays if there was any to begin with. A feeling that which when suffered, causes irreversible emotional and psychological wounding that makes the victim experience acute and prolonged sorrow.
"Why do you look so down? Cheer up!"
"I can't..."
"Why is that?"
"I'm going through an Unfortunate Christmas"
"I can't..."
"Why is that?"
"I'm going through an Unfortunate Christmas"
by 凯男 December 24, 2023
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