Another way of saying "do you wanna have a bad time?" with larger vocab, or increased amounts of words used.
by Definer of Useless Information January 28, 2023
(Noun)
A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to happen one after another, causing feelings of frustration, despair, and humor all at once.
A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to happen one after another, causing feelings of frustration, despair, and humor all at once.
"After losing my job, getting a flat tire, and spilling coffee on my shirt all in the same day, I realized I was experiencing a serious case of unfortunitis and decided to treat myself to a giant ice cream sundae."
by Microscopic Galaxy March 23, 2023
When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.
Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"
Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."
Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."
Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."
Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."
by xxxx1xxxxxxx March 03, 2021
Unfortunance an unfortunate and unintended event or occurrence, usually resulting in injury or property damage.
It is unfortunate.
It is unfortunate.
by azhapu December 14, 2022
A bar where no one attractive goes, and all the "ugly's" frequent. If a beautiful person were to go to said bar, they would leave immediatly recognizing that they do not belong. Where as if an unfortunate bar goer hits up a "normal club" (A.K.A. where good looking people go) they to will leave immediatly, not for the same reasons as the hottie mind you, but because they (the ugly), has recognized that they are too nasty to belong.
"I am not goin to get my groove on at THAT place, thats one of those unfortunate bars"
Girl A: "EEWWW I ran outta that place so fast, I'm way to hot for that shit"
Gir B: "Thats what you get for going to an unfortunate bar"
Girl A: "EEWWW I ran outta that place so fast, I'm way to hot for that shit"
Gir B: "Thats what you get for going to an unfortunate bar"
by **Baby Girl** February 22, 2008
that bitch is facialy unfortunate
by asdjfhkgjutritdjg November 29, 2015
An unfortunate opportunity. Can be used to describe opportunistic events where the outcome ends up being less fortunate than expected.
A: Janet had sex with Edgar.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.
by Zeus Aurel August 19, 2020