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umbrella test

The mythical component of a sexually transmitted disease (STD) test that a male would expect when visiting an STD clinic. Involves the inserting of a small 'umbrella-like' swab into the urethra of the penis, and the subsequent 'opening' of this swab before its removal with a sample.

Despite the lack of any solid evidence for the existence of the umbrella test, mere mention of the phrase will leave most of the male population physically shaken and emotionally vulnerable, due to the painful connotations the procedure implies.
After the previous night, Martin knew that he'd probably picked up an unhealthy cocktail of STDs; but there was simply no way he could face the umbrella test at the clinic.
by Mick'n'Keef October 18, 2009
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Umbrella Gang

Group of old women, usually asian, that operate at daytime and use umbrellas for shade. The gang can be seen walking in pairs or groups going to church. They hold meetings in church, schools and local community parks. Take caution when seeing them due to their aggressive nature. Some members have guns and swords hidden in the umbrella handle. The ring leader is the highest rank and usually the oldest. The ranks go by how long their umbrella shaft is. They can be seen usually on days that rain or is hot.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Did you hear about the murder?
Guy 2: Ya, the suspects were seen carrying umbrellas.
Guy 1: I bet it was Umbrella Gang!

Example 2:
Guy 1: Have you seen my grandma?
Guy 2: I think shes been recruited to the umbrella gang.
by Young Money All Day Every Day November 9, 2011
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Umbrolical cord

The invisible cord connecting two or more bros, distance irrelevant, through the mysterious medium of testosterone brotherhood, as if from birth.
My husband loves me but, I can't seem to cut the umbrolical cord between him and his college roommate.
by Skubaskub November 28, 2010
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Umbrolla

Dude can we make an umbrolla right now? Its pouring outside. No homo.
by broposter October 1, 2014
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umbretiquette

the rules that define proper umbrella usage in an urban setting
good umbretiquette forbids the use of oversized umbrellas while on crowded city streets. also using an umbrella while going up or down stairs (or confined spaces) as well as failing to lift your umbrella above others' eye level is a serious breach of umbretiquette
by proper April 1, 2004
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Metal Umbrella

When an Umbrella is used as a double sided dildo between two men and the umbrella is opened inside one of the men’s anus.
My friend and I did a Metal Umbrella last night.
by Easttuth August 26, 2021
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Using an Umbrella

1) A smart thing to do.

2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.
1) "Wow how did you think of doing something so smart?"
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."

2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*
by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
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