Toofer

means "two for one" or can also be used to mean "two birds with one stone"

Bubba : "Hey Jesse, its two-for-one drinks at the bar tonight!"

Jesse : "Sweet, its a toofer. Lets get tanked!"

or

Bubba: "Hey Jesse, look I just killed me a buck and a baby deer with one round!!"

Jesse: "Sweet toofer!"

by chall77 June 11, 2009

Troofax

True facts. When a fact is so true to the point where you are required to aknowlage how true it is. Usually said online by gamers who misspell words on purpose to add humor to a declaritive statement.

Example 1:
Legit Person #1: I have just ownt that noob. Ha ha.
Ub3r l33t Guy: Troofax, d00d! joo totally pwnzed that guy lolol
Legit Person #2: Indeed. Those are definitaly true facts.
Legit Person #1: Would anyone like tea and crumpets?

Example 2:
Ed: The sauce they put on these tacos are so good.
Ted: Troofax.

by logical funk July 26, 2009

#Twooping

When you twoop but you have to add the hashtag so people can find the Tweet.

"Taking a huge shit #twooping"

by TheOnlyIntellect May 31, 2018

TWOFTAM

Total waste of fucking time and money

as in:

Lets go to the Millenium dome

Nah, that's just another TWOFTAM

by sevo November 9, 2005

Twooze

A 'Twitter Snooze'.
A pause, or break from Twitter.

Also, Twoozing, Twoozed, Twoozer

My eyes are bleeding. Time for me to take a Twooze.

by gsmorrison July 11, 2010

Twooper

Someone who tweets while pooping.

Hey Mr.Woods, are you a twooper?

by 1984BigBrother December 5, 2011

Twooshy

A native american way of saying "messy."

Specifically aimed at hair being not brushed, all over the place, bushy, or no effort put forth into doing hair.

Ary's hair was so twooshy today, I couldn't see the problem on the board.
Do you have a brush? My hair is so twooshy right now!

by twooshyhairgirl April 10, 2013