two finger salute

The act of making a |,|, shape by holding up your index and ring fingers simultaneously and then using that to literally salute somebody.
"Old Man Macarthur is coming!"
"Quick, give him the two finger salute!"
by the letter d November 13, 2007
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two fingers up

you're secretly in love with someone
by hejtunatalkaaa October 8, 2022
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Two Finger Soup

When you are finger-banging a chick using two fingers. It gets so wet that it sounds like you are stirring a cup of Campbell's Soup with two fingers. May also be known as a Two Finger McGillicutty!
My buddy Mike had a girl in the back of the car and It sound like he was making some Two Finger Soup! Shit was Loud!
by JDMKNASH May 15, 2023
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two fingers in the air

A way of saying I'm leaving, or goodbye, peace.
You all take care; for me it's two fingers in the air
by Woody Thomas December 27, 2008
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the two-finger discount

When you get hooked up with a free item or discount where your girlfriend works because of your mad digit skills with the box.
(preferably used with appropriate hand gesture. reference: "two fingers")

Alternative entry: the three finger discount. same idea, but your woman a big ol' ho....better tie a board on your back 'for you fall in that shit....like a tic tac in a whale.... throwing a hot dog down a hallway...
say your woman's working at Mickey D's and she hooks you up with a free McChicken... you just got the two-finger discount!!

example:
DUDE1: yo, man, that's one hella value meal. how'd you hook that up?
DUDE2: two finger discount man! you know i got that bitch wrapped around my shit.
DUDE1: man, i gotta get me somma that, where you know some fine ho's work at?
DUDE2: shit, man, u lookin for fine girls?...look at those hands!... all clumsy and shit, droppin' crap everywhere...ain't no fine box gonna hook you up!.. you best start looking at wally-world, maybe you find some big bertha to hook you up with a THREE FINGER discount!! wah--haaaa!!
by smark_77 April 30, 2007
mugGet the the two-finger discountmug.

two finger pussy

More insulting than just a pussy, 2 finger pussy is 2nd stage pussy, after you've poked the pussy once, you step it up to 2nd"
by injurious July 8, 2006
mugGet the two finger pussymug.

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